if you know me, don't judge me off of this. If you judge me, I don't like you.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: never2tan)
I would love a boyfriend who took a lot of pictures, even though I don’t like pictures of me. Me doing something completely random and him saying “wait, wait wait. Stay right there!”And he takes his camera and while taking the picture he mumbles “beautiful”
yeah that would be nice
can we just take a moment and look at his cute face
he’s hot
i dont even know how this has a near 100000 notes but well done
(Source: ivoury)
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
My banana looks like Matt Smith
Fixed it.
(Source: fatbluntsandhotfries)
Mother: Oh, you know you can tell me anything! I won't tell anyone.
Me: Okay so... *tells her everything*
Mother: *tells Dad*
Mother: *tells grandparents*
Mother: *tells aunts and uncles*
Mother: *tells her friends*
Mother: *tells work mates*
Mother: *tells the next door neighbor*
Mother: *tells Obama*
Mother: *tells aliens*
Me: Cheers, Mum.
(Source: voodoo-dragon)
